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Jonah Sheridan
Des Moines, Iowa
I'm Jonah Sheridan. I coordinate dispatch and scheduling for a moving and storage company in Des Moines, Iowa, which means my whole workday is spent figuring out how long it actually takes to load a truck versus how long a customer swears it'll take. I bring that same instinct home. I time how long a game takes to set up and put away, not because I'm precious about it, just because that number tells you a lot about whether something's actually going to hit the table on a Tuesday. Most nights it's two players at my kitchen table, sometimes my nephew when he's over, and I read on the couch after, whatever's next in the stack, no real order to it. I started writing these down because I kept forgetting what I actually thought about something a few weeks after finishing it, and because I spend enough of my day looking at a screen that I wanted somewhere to put the parts of my life that happen without one.
What this is
Every review here gets the same rough test, would I actually clear an evening for this again. Ratings come last, after the review is already written, not the other way around. I don't take review copies and I'm not chasing whatever just released, most of what's on the shelf I picked up because a coworker or a stray recommendation pointed me at it, or because it was already sitting in a clearance bin.
Some posts aren't reviews at all, just something from an ordinary week that felt worth writing down. Same feed, no separate section for it, because it's all the same habit of putting into words the parts of my day that don't happen on a screen.
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Recent posts
- Rereading 1984 On My Lunch Break Was A Mistake
- Starfish Made Me Grateful For My Boring Office Job
- Dune Took Me Three Tries And I'm Not Ashamed
- Teaching My Nephew Sky Team Went Worse Than I Expected
- Sky Team And The Art Of Not Talking To Each Other
- Foreigner Is 400 Pages Of Bren Cameron Worrying About His Mail
Get in touch
Email hello@jonahoffline.com.